January 2008
12 posts
I am a father?
crashintome1610: you came up at work
dirt5TR3AKbiking: how come?
crashintome1610: and someone who shall remain nameless was like
crashintome1610: "I heard Jon has a kid"
crashintome1610: I was like WTF
dirt5TR3AKbiking: buahahahahhaha
Nursing School
So i had my nursing school orientation on Monday and a few things have now come into my mind. I thought that i was busy before……oh no my friend, the nursing school supervisor and professors stated these exact words, “you think you worked hard to get here, you have not even begun to work. You will eat sleep and breath nursing and medicine for the next two years. you will have one...
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NavyMedic87: so i guess i have like 62 credits towards college already
dirt5TR3AKbiking: badass buddy
NavyMedic87: how many do you need for the lowest degree?
NavyMedic87: skip, you fall off the chari again? or are you wacking it?
NavyMedic87: bitch, where you at
“It is not about how much money you make or what kind of car you drive; it is...”
Watch — cheepymunga
Some guy put me on his website.....sweeeeet. →
Homeless
So I recently took a trip to Chicago for some grub with a few co workers. We were walking down Michigan Ave. and a homeless guy asked a friend of mine for some change. My friend nicely asked him if had any debt. The homeless man replied “Hell naw son, im homeless so i aint got no debt.” So my friend replied, “so technically i should be asking you for money since you have no debt...
Juno was good.
Assasins Creed
Assasins Creed has been beaten, sweet game. If you play it, just remember not to throw the controller after you see the outro vid. Good Stuff.
New Years
Passed out behind a couch in a basement. Be careful kids, New Years Hurts.